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[PATIENT 1]
Honestly I do not really smile in photos anyway.
So what is the point.
[DR HAJEE 1]
Say that back to yourself slowly.
[PATIENT 2]
What?
[DR HAJEE 2]
You do not smile because of your teeth.
So you are telling me you do not need to fix your
teeth, because you do not smile.
[PATIENT 3]
That is not what I meant.
Look, I am married.
Nobody is looking at me.
[DR HAJEE 3]
I hear that one a lot.
Usually from people who stopped getting in photos with their kids about
four years ago.
[PATIENT 4]
I am working all the time.
Five days on, home, back out again.
I have got other priorities.
[DR HAJEE 4]
I get that, genuinely.
But that was true last year too.
And it will be true next year.
[PATIENT 5]
And if I turned up with a new smile,
people would say something.
[DR HAJEE 5]
Some of them would.
For about a week.
[PATIENT 6]
So what actually changes?
[DR HAJEE 6]
They stop covering their mouth when they laugh.
They do it without noticing.
Their family notices first.